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 The sign reads "Please do not chew on walls".  
   It's a hospital for the incurably horny.
 Don't ever ask him "Who cut the cheese".  
   This is where all bad lawn ornaments are sent to die.
 What the hell's at the OTHER end??  
   Somewhere in the wilderness, very nasty people leave their dogs at this place.
 Apparently, there were a LOT of people who hated Buffalo Bill. Even to this day, it's heavily protected against attacks from their descendants.  
   Somewhere in Texas, this guy turns the valve that makes all the weather in the world happen.
 A nicely wooded road to nowhere.