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   Is this life in the fast lane, or what? When does the wet T-shirt contest start?
 An insane asylum in Waco, Texas. Kinda makes you wanna say "Hmmmmmm..."  
   Oh yeah. Take me to Toadstool Park, right next to Fungus Lake.
 Fabric, fabric, fabric. Can the excitement ever end?  
   OK Scotty, warp 10. Get us out of here.
 The world's worst view of Mount Rushmore. (Hint: look through the hole in the rock.)  
   A wondrous panorama of... rocks. And more rocks.
 A delightful spot... for WHAT?  
   Randomtown, USA, in Nineteen Umpy-ump.
 Yawn. More like the "Big Oh-Well".