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   But you have to go to Baltimore to get the forks, and New York City to get the knives.
 I'm not sure it looks like Jesus... it's more like Jerry Garcia.  
   This has to be the MOST BORING postcard ever made.
 Peek-a-BOO! Look at the ghost stinkers I made.  
   If you like this, wait 'til you see the five-assed monkey.
 Dehydrated family. Just add hot water.  
   Complete Roman village. Some assembly required. Chariots sold extra.
 Latest snapshot of the Supreme Court.  
   Nelly's boyfriend, a postcard designer, would take every opportunity to woo the girl of his dreams.