Bad Nature xxxx Bad Nature 2

   Forget the Alamo. San Antonio is more well known for the novel ways it handles its rabbit population.
 Fifi was the first dog taken to the new blind groomer.  
   Yuck. Just yuck.
 Meet Bingo, the world's first radioactive dog.  
   Elmer heard about the merits of mounting sheep, but wasn't around during the "how-to" demonstration.
 After the beautiful princess kissed him, she waited for him to turn into a handsome prince. Instead, he turned into a bad frog comedian.  
   This one, and then one following are variations on a theme. I'm not sure why they're in line to "hug" the tree, though.
 'Nuff said.